As I do almost every day at work, I read my horoscope. It said, " If it weren't for pickpockets, you'd have no sex life at all"

I did my last shift at the "Big" McDonalds today. I have 3 more at the express McDonalds and then I'm done there and ready for my move. I had to get up at 5 AM to make my shift... yuuuuck. It was weird because I took a taxi to work, and a few hours later I served the same driver through drive-thru. I dunno, maybe I'm the only one who finds that funny. I want a snack...

I got Patapon 2 the other day. They die easy. I keep hoping they'll learn how to defend themselves without the help of a war drum, as I encourage evolution in my subjects, especially when I am so god-like to them. They're too dependent on me. That Meden priestess girl is a know-it-all and I wanna munch on her because she reminds me of alphaghetti. Or the Pokemon, Unown. OMFG Patapons are Pokemons! Only they don't know any moves...or they wouldn't need me to bang the drums " Patapatapatapon" for an hour when they wanna go to the store for icecream. Hell, if they wanna do anything to survive I have to play a drum, "Chaka chaka chew swallow" and an hour later, " Pata pata pata unzip, chaka chaka wipe flush" And if I screw up they trip over each other. But they are cute when they sing together!